Putting the Junk in Junk Mail

Ship Some Dicks is a lighthearted way to show someone how you really feel...good, bad, or somewhere in between!

Boss being a jerk?
Ship Some Dicks!

Sister getting married soon?
Ship Some Dicks!

Stuck on what to get your Uncle for Christmas?
You guessed it!
SHIP SOME DICKS.

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Classic Bag of Dicks

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When words aren't enough... Ship Some Dicks.

How it works

  • Select your product

    Choose your fighter 👀

  • Checkout

    Tell us where to ship and why this lucky person deserves a shipment of dicks (or not!)

  • Enjoy the surprise!

    Your dicks will arrive at the home or office of your chosen recipient! 🥳

Meet the Peen Family

Say hello to my (very) little friends. At just under 2", these peens bring big laughs in small packages.

What can we say? It's cold in here.

Show your love for, well, shipping dicks! 

Check out our line of fine merchandise featuring the SSD logo, from notebooks to t-shirts and beyond. Any time you want to support Ship Some Dicks, we have a way for you to rep the brand. 

Post your merch in use on social media and tag #JunkMail and #ShipSomeDicks

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Don't be a Dick

This service is for entertainment purposes only. We send gag gifts, not hate.
Don't bully, don't be rude, and don't send to someone who wouldn't appreciate the humor.