Our Signature Dicks!

Ship a handful of tiny dicks to a friend or foe. 

This metallic pink, silver, and red penis-shaped confetti is the perfect way to tell someone to (respectfully, of course) go fuck themselves. 

Item is delivered to recipient in a beautiful organza bag inside a discrete white padded mailer, so your dicks arrive ✨aesthetic✨ and unharmed. 

Includes your special message on a lovely branded card.

Choose how many wee weenies to send:

Micro: Approximately 1 tablespoon in a 2"x3" organza bag
Average: Average. 
Magnum: Approximately 0.6 oz or 1/8 cup